The death of interactive friendship

So my esteemed colleague Ms. Waters and I have realized the value of blogging. Instead of committing to an actual friendship we have committed to being involved in one another's blogs. It is the beginning of a beautiful or at least voyeuristic relationship. Ms. Water's keen observation: "that way we can feel like we've been communicating when we actually haven't been." Brilliant. In conclusion, it's almost better than friendship: an involuntary responsive alliance system. IRAS. Hopefully this mechanism of social interaction can replace the utter nonsense of this so-called friendship phenomena. Our best scientists suggest that this kind of radical change may be possible within our life-times, especially if we keep fuel emissions at a high-rate. Come on people, let's change the world by changing people in the world from friends to acquaintances, together we can ease the burden of responsibilities by restricting meaningful interactions with one another. Together, we can find a way to care less about others and more about each others blogs.